Because who needs actual relationships, right?
Because everyone knows who's been eating all the free food in the break room.
| Employee | Lunch Money Stolen |
|---|---|
| John | 5 |
| Jane | 3 |
| Bob | 10 |
Because who's been hogging the stapler is a question of great importance.
| Employee | Stapler Hours Used |
|---|---|
| Jane | 2 |
| Bob | 5 |
| John | 1 |
Because who's been drinking all the free coffee is a mystery waiting to be solved.
| Employee | Coffee Cups Used |
|---|---|
| Jane | 10 |
| Bob | 20 |
| John | 5 |
Because who's been waking up the whole office is a matter of great debate.
| Employee | Morning Meeting Calls Made |
|---|---|
| Jane | 5 |
| Bob | 10 |
| John | 1 |