You're going to have a bad time.
The IRS is watching, and it's not just the neighbors. They're auditing everything.
Don't bother trying to hide, because our algorithms can detect even the slightest hint of fiscal irregularity.
We're talking 100% accuracy, no false positives, no mercy. You'll be begging for a loan officer's phone number by the end of it.
So, you've got 5 subpages to go:
Or just go back to the main page and try not to think about it: Back to the Top of the Doom
Warning: The machine will not be silenced.