Because you're probably going to need it.
Our rates are:
"I bought insurance from them and lived to regret it." - John D.
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"I got a great rate, but my therapist says I have a problem." - Dave K.
Q: What if I die in a freak accident while skydiving?
A: We've got you covered.
Q: What if I get a rare disease that only affects me?
A: You'll still get 10% off your premium.
Q: What if I get a tattoo of our logo?
A: You'll get 10% off your premium, plus a free t-shirt.
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