Paranoid Penalties: Overdraft Overflow - Step 1

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Warning: You are now in a state of extreme paranoia. Every door is a trap, every smile a disguise. Your bank account is being drained by invisible entities. You must navigate the Overdraft Overflow with caution.

Step 1: Gather all your belongings and hide them in a secure location. You never know when the Overdraft Overlords will strike.

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Important Notice:

Remember, your every move is being watched. Don't trust the mailman, don't trust the neighbors, don't trust your spouse.

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