Overlord's Decree

Rules of Domination

You have stumbled upon the lair of the most supreme being in the land. I, the Overlord, shall dictate the terms of your stay. Follow these commandments, lest you face the full fury of my disappointment.

• Thou shalt not question my greatness.
• Thou shalt not touch my coffee.
• Thou shalt not leave without permission.

Learn about my loyal Underlings. Discover the art of Sycophancy, the key to survival. Understand the sacrifices you shall make for my glory.

Failure to comply will result in... consequences.