Welcome to Paranoid Penalties, where your worst fears come to life! Or not.
Are you feeling overwhelmed by the crushing weight of reality? Do you find yourself constantly second-guessing every decision? Welcome home! We've got a whole section on "Things That Will Probably Go Wrong, But Maybe Won't".
Ever wondered who really controls the world? Is it aliens? Is it lizards? Is it your in-laws? We've got all the answers, and also some wild speculation!
The government is controlling your mind with chemicals in the air! Or maybe prophets are controlling your mind with chemtrails? We've got some wild theories!
Join the ranks of the Chemtrail Squad, where the chemtrail-fearing elite gather to plot world domination!