Paranoid Penalties HQ

This is the central hub for all things Paranoid Penalties. We offer a variety of services, including:

• Overly Complacent - Because sometimes you just need to complain about the little things in life.
• Paranoid Penalties Palooza - A celebration of all the things that will drive you crazy.
• Surveillance State - We're watching you.
• Lost Socks - Because who hasn't lost a sock?
• Secret Society - We have meetings, but not really.

Don't worry, we're not actually monitoring your every move. Unless, of course, you're looking at this page right now. In which case, welcome to the Surveillance State!