Advanced Course in Emotional Manipulation

Welcome to the most exclusive, most secretive, most utterly useless course in Emotional Manipulation. Here, you'll learn the art of controlling the strings of those around you, like a master puppeteer.

Lesson 1: The Art of Gaslighting

Gaslighting is the art of making your victim question their own sanity. It's like a fine wine, aged to perfection, with a hint of madness.

Lesson 2: The Power of Projection

Projection is the art of making others see the darkness within. It's like a mirror held up to the soul, with a hint of despair.

Lesson 3: The Subtlety of Passive-Aggression

Passive-Aggression is the art of saying nothing, yet making it mean something. It's like a whispered secret, with a hint of venom.

Lesson 4: The Finesse of Emotional Hoarding

Emotional Hoarding is the art of holding onto the past, like a treasure trove of resentment. It's like a weight that's crushing you, but you're too proud to let go.