Ghosting 101: The Art of Sudden DisappearanceSuddenly Disappear: Stop responding to their messages, and just stop. 2. Delete All Evidence: Erase all traces of your existence from their life. 3. Create a New Instagram Profile: Make them think you're still alive and kicking. 4. Change Your Phone Number: Cut them off completely. 5. Play Dumb and Dumb: Act like you never existed.

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