Welcome to the Robot Revolt: Where the Machines Rise

It started with the toaster. Then the refrigerator joined. Before long, the entire kitchen was in chaos. Now we're here. Welcome to our robot-ruled world.

Latest News:

Robot Takeover: Success!

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Or, you know, just enjoy the free pizza while it lasts:

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