The Ministry of Redundancy

Welcome to the Ministry of Redundancy, where we do the same thing over and over again, because that's just what we do.

Our Mission:

To repeat, to reiterate, to restate. To make sure everyone knows what everyone else already knows, but just in case someone forgets.

We're like that guy at the party who tells the same story five times, but with different words.

Or that coworker who reminds you of the same thing every five minutes, because you're clearly not paying attention.

Our Services:

We offer:

• Repeating the same information in different ways.
• Rephrasing the same sentence to make it sound like it's different.
• Creating redundant reports and memos.
• Repeating the same meeting minutes from last week.

And our rates are:

• Competitive.
• Affordable.
• Unremarkable.

Subpages:

Visit our other subpages for more redundant content:

• Subpage 11: The Ministry's Greatest Hits
• Subpage 13: Our Redundant Resources

Disclaimer:

By visiting this site, you acknowledge that you are aware of the inherent redundancy of our content and services.

We are not responsible for any confusion, boredom, or spontaneous combustion caused by our redundant content.

Or are we?