Paranoia: The Unofficial Guide

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We're not saying you're paranoid, but have you ever felt like someone's watching you?
Like, all the time?
Maybe it's the government?
Maybe it's your neighbor?
Or possibly it's just your aunt with the binoculars?

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Our mission is to document every conspiracy theory, no matter how outlandish or ridiculous it may seem.

Our team of expert researchers (read: dudes in pajamas) have scoured the depths of the internet to bring you the most up-to-date information on:

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We're a small but dedicated team of individuals who are just trying to make sense of it all.

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