Botanicals of the Month: The Paranoid Edition

Presenting this month's selection of rare, exotic, and potentially deadly plants:

Venomous Violets: Because who needs a social life?

Killer Kaleidoscope Plants: For when you want to spice up your social gatherings

Paranoid Petals: Because normal flowers just aren't a threat

Stay vigilant, stay informed, stay locked in the bathroom for 30 minutes after handling.

Paranoid Plant Care: Tips for the anxious gardener

Disclaimer: The plants listed on this site may cause: anxiety, panic attacks, spontaneous combustion, or existential dread.