Paranoid Penalties: Credit Card Therapists

We specialize in treating patients with Paranoid Debt Syndrome (PDS), a condition characterized by an irrational fear of overspending. Our team of expert credit card therapists will help you work through your issues and develop a healthier relationship with your wallet.

Our services include:

• Financial therapy sessions
• Debt consolidation plans
• Couponing for the soul

Don't let PDS hold you back! Contact us today to schedule an appointment.

Meet Dr. Emily Everdeen, our lead credit card therapist. With over 10 years of experience in the field, she's seen it all - and has the student loans to prove it.

Our team of experts are all certified in the latest debt-reducing techniques, including but not limited to:

• Enlightened spending
• Beggar's math
• Financial wizardry

We've helped countless individuals break free from the chains of debt. Here's just one of our many success stories:

Meet John, who owed $50,000 to his credit card company. With our help, he was able to pay off his debt in just 5 years and 3 months. He now enjoys a life of relative freedom from financial stress.

We're proud to have helped John, and many others like him. Contact us to see how we can help you too!

Stay up to date on the latest debt-reducing techniques and trends with our blog. Topics include:

• How to make your money problems go away
• The benefits of living off ramen noodles
• Why you should never buy anything

Read our latest post: Debt is a Disease

Don't be afraid to reach out! Contact us to schedule an appointment or learn more about our services.