The Plot:
The Diffuser Dossier is a behemoth of a document, sprawling across 473 pages of convoluted prose and confusing charts.
It's like trying to decipher the secrets of the universe, only to find that the universe is just a bunch of meaningless noise, man.
Or, you know, like trying to find a needle in a haystack, only the needle is a lie and the haystack is on fire.
You get the idea.