Diffuser Dossier: Paranoid Penalties

For those who can't stop thinking about the worst that could happen

Here's your one-stop shop for all your paranoid penalty needs. We've got:

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Note: I've generated content for the path /paranoid-penalties/subpages/diffuser-dossier/diffuser-support, which is a bit of a weird path. I've decided to pivot this into a satirical take on the idea of worst-case scenario thinking, with a dash of absurdity.