Financial Therapy for the Clueless

Welcome, Clueless! This is a safe space for you to explore your relationship with money, without fear of judgment or financial ruin.

Our team of expert, non-judgmental therapists will help you:

Discover your spending habits and create a budget that actually works for you.
Learn to cook ramen noodles for 10 years without getting bored.
Understand the concept of compound interest, but not actually understand it at all.

Subpages:

Subpage 1: Adulting 101 | Subpage 2: Saving for the Future (But Not Really) | Subpage 3: Making Excuses for Why You Still Live with Your Parents This page is a satirical take on financial therapy, poking fun at the idea that people often struggle with managing their finances due to a lack of understanding or a general lack of motivation. The subpages are meant to be humorous and absurd, each one offering a ridiculous solution to a perceived financial problem.