Financial Therapy for the Clueless

Q: What's the difference between a 401(k) and a 403(b)?

It's like the difference between a sedan and a station wagon. They're both types of retirement accounts. They're both kinds of cars.

What do you choose?

A) 1 | B) 2 | C) 3

Q: What's the best way to pay off credit card debt?

Cut up my credit cards and bury them in a shallow grave. Make a budget and stick to it. Just ignore it and hope it goes away.

What do you choose?

A) 7 | B) 8 | C) 9

Q: What's the difference between a stock and a bond?

A stock is a type of fruit, and a bond is a type of animal. A stock represents ownership, and a bond represents debt. A stock is a type of car, and a bond is a type of tie.

What do you choose?

A) 10 | B) 11 | C) 12