Paranoid Penalties - Identity Theft Simulation

Warning: This site may cause excessive paranoia and anxiety. Proceed at your own risk.

Simulate the thrill of identity theft with our interactive experience!

Choose a victim:

• Bank Account Takeover
• Credit Card Scam
• Social Media Hack

Or, if you're feeling extra paranoid:

• Advanced Identity Theft Simulation
• Paranoid Penalties Agency

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