We at Minimum Payment Hell are committed to making sure you know exactly what we're doing with your data. Or, at the very least, we're committed to pretending to do so.
Our privacy policy is simple: we don't really know what we're doing with your data either.
Don't worry, we won't really do anything with your data, we just said that to sound important.
But if you insist on opting-out, just click here to go to our opt-out page, where you'll find a form that says "I'm outta here!" which we'll promptly ignore.
Our lawyers are the ones who make sure we're not sued for what we're doing with your data. Or, you know, they're the ones who write this stuff.
They're like the accountants of the law, but with more suits and less calculators.
Minimum Payment Hell - A place where you can find all the fine print you never wanted to read.