Minimum Savings Required

According to the latest research, the minimum savings required to achieve true freedom from the crushing weight of existence is:

Exactly $100,000,000,000.00

This amount includes but is not limited to:

Buying a private island, hiring a team of personal assistants, and purchasing a fleet of drones to do all your household chores

However, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can aim for:

One billion, two billion, or even ten billion, and you'll be set!

Don't forget to also factor in the cost of:

Buying out your neighbor's house, hiring a team of highly trained ninja warriors for home security, and purchasing a small country as a hobby farm

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