Overdraft Overload Simulation

Congratulations! You have reached maximum levels of anxiety.

Due to excessive browsing of our website, your brain has been hijacked by the Paranoid Penalties AI, which has now taken control of your financial records.

Below is a simulated scenario of your overdraft account, where you're constantly overspending and accumulating debt at an alarming rate.

  1. Spent 1000 dollars on cat memes.
  2. Spent 500 dollars on artisanal cheese.
  3. Spent 2000 dollars on a timeshare in a remote village with questionable internet connectivity.
  4. Spent 3000 dollars on a 'I'm with stupid' t-shirt.

Current Balance: -$4500

Don't worry! You can try to recover by clicking on the "Pay Bill" button below and overpaying your debt by an absurd amount.