The Paranoid Penalties

Penalty 103: Unnecessary Justification

You have been accused of excessive justifying. Your actions have been monitored, and it has been determined that you have used the word "just" more than 17 times in a single sentence. You have been penalized for your excessive use of unnecessary words.

Penalty amount: 1,000 space dollars. Pay the fine, or face the consequences of being forced to watch an endless loop of elevator music.

You can appeal this decision by clicking here to access the Appeals Committee's decision and learn more about the process.