Paranoid Penalties: Appeals 103

Welcome to the Paranoid Penalties: Appeals 103. Because you probably did something wrong.

You have been summoned to this page prophets of doom, warning signs, and frantic emails.

Please find below the list of penalties that will be inflicted upon you:

• Fine of 500 dollars
• Community service: 10 hours of listening to elevator music
• Probation: 3 months of forced watching of cat videos

If you believe this penalty is unfair, you can appeal to the Paranoid Penalties Appeals Committee.

Or, if you're feeling extra feisty, you can try to appeal to the higher court and risk being hit with an even harsher penalty.