CONGRATULATIONS! You have reached the esteemed Paranoid Penalties Appeals 104!
Here, you will find the most absurd, the most ridiculous, the most fantastically paranoid penalty for your actions.
For your convenience, we have included a list of penalties:
- For excessive use of Comic Sans: 10 minutes of listening to elevator music.
- For excessive use of the phrase "no offense": 1 minute in a corner, staring at a wall.
- For excessive use of the word "literally": 5 minutes of writing 100 times "literally" in a row.