Q: What is the point of being paranoid?
A: Read our comprehensive guide to Paranoid Logic
Q: Can I still have kids if I'm paranoid?
A: We'll never tell you, but it's complicated
Q: Will being paranoid make me more attractive to potential partners?
A: Probably not, but who needs love when you have a well-stocked bunker?
Q: Can I still have a social life if I'm paranoid?
A: Ha! You'll be lucky to make it to the nearest corner store without a full-on panic attack
Q: Is being paranoid contagious?
A: Oh, you bet your sweet paranoid bippy it is
Q: Can I still enjoy my favorite TV shows and movies if I'm paranoid?
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