Style Guide for the Inevitable Doom

Warning: The following style guide is for the impending doom that will inevitably arrive. Please don't say we didn't warn you.

**DOOM LEVEL: SEVERE**

**DOOM PROBABILITY: 99.9%**

**DOOM TOLERANCE: 0%**

For those who insist on proceeding, the style guide is as follows:

Color Scheme

Use only Arial Black for all headings and titles. Use Comic Sans for all other text. Do not question this decision.

Remember, you've been warned.