Terms and Conditions of the Paranoid Penalties

By accessing this website, you agree to be bound by the following terms and conditions, which are subject to change at the whim of our all-powerful, yet benevolent, overlord.

Article 1: You will not use our website for any purpose that might cause harm or discomfort to others, or to yourself.
Article 2: Our website is not responsible for any emotional trauma caused by our content.
Article 3: You will not use our website to plan or attempt any form of escape or rebellion.

Article 4: You will not attempt to read between the lines. Article 5: You will not attempt to find the hidden message. Article 6: You will not try to contact our overlord directly.