By the power vested in us, we, the underlings, hereby declare our manifesto:
Article 1: We demand more coffee breaks.
Article 2: We require a 4:3 work-to-play ratio.
Article 3: We will not be held accountable for any damage caused by our stapler.
Article 4: We insist on a foosball table in every office.
We, the underlings, shall not be ignored!
Article 6: The Freedom to Google
Remember, underlings of the world, unite!