BBB3000 Technical Specs

The BBB3000 is not just a binary bug zapper, it's a life-changing one. Our team of expert engineers have packed this behemoth with features that will make you wonder how you ever lived without it.

Key Features

• Quad-Core Binary Bug Processor: Our custom-made, hand-tuned, and hand-crafted processor can handle up to 4 billion binary bugs per second. That's 4,000,000,000 bugs, folks.
• Dual-Mode Bug Dispersal System: Our patented system can disperse bugs across 16 different dimensions, ensuring that your office space is bug-free and your sanity is preserved.

And don't even get us started on the Advanced Bug-Whisperer Interface, which allows you to communicate with your binary bugs in a way that's almost... human-like.

Learn more about the Advanced Bug-Whisperer Interface

Or, if you're feeling extra brave, try our BBB3000 Hack Yourself guide.

Disclaimer: Not responsible for any emotional trauma caused by excessive bug zapping. Side effects may include, but are not limited to: spontaneous combustion, existential dread, and/or sudden urge to question the meaning of life.