Welcome to Paranoid Products, where we specialize in selling you things you don't need, but will probably buy anyway.

• Overpriced Socks: Because Who Needs Comfort When You Can Have Style?
• Extra Compact Disk Collections: Because You Never Know When You'll Want to Listen to the Same Song 17 Times
• Collectible Figurines of Your Favorite Celebrity: Because You Never Know When You'll Want to Display Them in Your Home