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Warning: This is a highly classified, top-secret upgrade path, only available to Level 5 users. If you're not Level 5, don't even think about trying. You'll be detected, and... well, let's just say you won't be upgraded.
This path is for users who want to experience the thrill of upgrading their entire system, including their thoughts, feelings, and even their sense of humor.
prophets-of-upgrade-path.jpg (image of a smiling, yet menacing figure)Level 5 upgrades include: