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Overthinking the Odds 2.0: A Paranoian's Best Friend

Warning: The following content is for entertainment purposes only. Prolonged exposure to overthinking may lead to:

  1. Excessive sweating
  2. Uncontrollable paranoia
  3. Insomnia
  4. Unshavenness (a condition where you forget to shave for weeks due to existential dread)

But hey, it's worth it! After all, someone has to keep the world safe from the impending doom of:

Stay vigilant, my friend! Visit our Conspiracy Theories section to explore the rabbit hole of paranoia.

Or, if you're feeling particularly anxious, try our Meditation Mechanic for some much-needed stress relief.

Remember, it's always better to be safe than sorry. Or not.

Exit Strategy (For when the world finally gets it right)