THE MYSTERIOUS CASE OF THE MISSING SUB

We've lost one of our subs. Yes, you. The sub with the wonky wheel and the weirdly-placed bumper stickers.

If you have any information about the whereabouts of our missing sub, please contact us immediately.

Or, you know, just go look for it yourself. We're not really sure where it is, but we're pretty sure it's not in the fridge.