Paranoid Symptoms

You're probably here because you're experiencing some or all of the following:

• Excessive hand-wringing
• Uncontrollable muttering to yourself
• Unrelenting fear of being watched
• Recurring nightmares about the apocalypse
• Compulsive checking of locks on doors and windows
• Unhealthy obsession with online conspiracy theories
• Excessive consumption of canned goods and bottled water

Don't worry, you're not alone! We have:

• Tinfoil Pancakes - because you can never be too safe
• Understanding the System - a guide to decoding government propaganda
• Underground Bunker Tour - where the real truth lies
• Conspiracy Theories 101 - for the basics

But don't just take our word for it!

Here are some expert opinions:

"Paranoia is just a state of mind... or is it?" - Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, renowned expert in Paranoidology

"Don't let paranoia get the best of you! Take control, take action, take a deep breath... and a handful of tinfoil" - Agent Thompson, Paranoid Anonymous

"Paranoia is just a symptom of a larger issue... like a bad case of constipation" - Dr. Emily P. Fothergill, specialist in Gastro-Paranoid Syndrome