Irrational Terror 101: The Art of Worrying About Things That Will Never Happen

Welcome, fellow sufferers of the anxiety-ridden mind! In this course, we will delve into the depths of your worst fears, exploring the most unlikely, the most absurd, and the utterly irrational terrors that plague your waking moments.

Lesson 1: The Sky is Falling

Today, we're going to tackle the classic "The Sky is Falling" fear. You know, the one where you're convinced that a meteorite is hurtling towards the earth, ready to strike at any moment. Sounds far-fetched, doesn't it?

A picture of a falling meteorite, because why not?

Don't worry, it's not just you. Everyone's afraid of the apocalypse. Even the most rational of individuals. Learn more about the rationality of irrational fears in the next lesson.