Advanced Sabotage Techniques: Sabotage by Proxy

Welcome to the most advanced, most diabolical, most utterly useless course on sabotage by proxy. Here, you'll learn the art of ruining things from the safety of a keyboard.

By leveraging the power of using your mom as a proxy, you'll be able to wreak havoc on even the most secure systems.

Or, if you're feeling really fancy, try setting up a bad proxy to mess with the good guys.

Advanced Sock Puppetry - Learn how to use your socks to manipulate the system.
Using Your Cat as a Proxy - It's like catfishing, but with more explosions.

And remember, practice your skills in a Proxy War Games environment before taking on the big leagues.