Complex Sabotage Simulator 9000

Welcome to the most sophisticated sabotage simulation on the dark web. Please select from our extensive menu of options:

Tear apart a perfectly good toaster with our patented thermal expansion device
Overclock a toaster to the point of catastrophic meltdown
Create an intricate mouse-trapping system using nothing but a toaster, a stapler, and a can of soda
Train your inner mouse-ninja with our expertly crafted sabotage course

Remember, sabotage is an art form. Please be careful not to get too carried away...