Advanced Surveillance Detection Methods: The Paranoid's Guide

Chapter 1: The Art of Watching the Watchers

Are you tired of feeling like you're being watched? Do you have a nagging feeling that someone's behind the screen, monitoring your every move? Welcome to Advanced Surveillance Detection Methods, the ultimate guide for the modern paranoid.

As a seasoned expert in the field of surveillance detection, I'm here to share with you the most cutting-edge techniques for identifying and evading the all-seeing eye of Big Brother.

But first, let's talk about the basics:

A person looking over their shoulder, paranoid