Paranoid Solutions: The Ultimate Guide to Not Being Watched

Are you tired of feeling like the government is watching you through your smart speakers? Do you suspect your Amazon Echo is secretly reporting your every move to Big Brother? Look no further than Paranoid Solutions, where we provide expert advice on how to throw your smart speaker under the bus.

Are They Watching Me Through My Toaster? Are They Watching Me Through My Fridge?

Our team of expert paranoids have come up with some of the following solutions:

• Unplug your smart speaker, but only during leap year.
• Install a tin foil hat, preferably made from recycled cans.
• Write a strongly-worded letter to your government representative.
• Pretend you're a professional juggernaut, and thus have nothing to hide.

Or, you know what? Just use a paper map and a payphone. That'll show 'em.