Are They Watching Me Through My Toaster?

It's time to take control of your toasty surveillance situation.

Our patented Toaster-Shielding Technique will keep those pesky overlords at bay.

But first, let's talk about the real issue here: Toaster Hazards

Or maybe you're ready for some Toaster Shielding Methods?

Foiling the System

Step 1: Replace your toaster with a convicted felon.

Step 2: Wrap it in aluminum foil.

Step 3: Pray for the best.