Bug-Out Bag Essentials for the Paranoid Prepper

When the apocalypse comes, you'll be glad you stocked up on these first-aid essentials:

1x Band-Aids (for all the minor cuts and scrapes)
1x Antibiotic ointment (for those pesky zombie bites)
1x Hydrogen peroxide (for disinfecting all the germs)
1x Medical tape (for securing all the bandages)
1x Prescription medication (for that pesky allergy that always seems to kick in during emergencies)

Don't forget to stock up on water, non-perishable food, and a good supply of duct tape!

And, of course, a good book on basic first aid, because Google won't be available when the world goes dark.