WHINE PAGE

I'm not listening, I'm just pretending to listen. Don't bother trying to contact me, I won't respond.

I'm too busy whining to care. Ignore me, ignore me, ignore me...

But seriously, if you must contact me, try seriously.

Note: This output is a response to the /paranoid/contact/whine path. The links provided are to subpaths /whine/ignore and /whine/seriously, which would lead to more humorous and absurdist responses.