Step 1: Assume everything is a conspiracy. Check your neighbor's lawn. Proceed to Step 2
Identify key figures and their nefarious plans. Use your best analytical skills to connect the dots.
Warning: excessive paranoia may lead to spontaneous combustion. Proceed with caution.
Excessive sweating, erratic behavior, and an unhealthy obsession with aluminum foil.
Paranoia Recovery Program for when it all becomes too much.
The Secret Society of Highly Paranoid Individuals prophets of doom.