Counter-Intel Feedback FAQ: A Guide to Not Listening to Us
Q: What is this FAQ for?
We're glad you asked! This FAQ is for those who have received feedback from us, but are too paranoid to actually listen.
Q: What kind of feedback do you mean?
We mean all sorts of feedback. The kind that tells you your idea is stupid. The kind that says you're doing it wrong. The kind that implies you're secretly a robot.
Q: What do I do when I getประกor
Feedback?
- Stare at it for 10 minutes.
- Stare at it some more.
- Stare at it until you're sure you've stared enough.
Q: But what about the part where it says I'm wrong?
Ah, yes! That part. Well, just pretend you were right all along.
Q: And what about the part where it says I need to do something else?
Just do it anyway, because, honestly, we're just trying to mess with your head.
Q: Can I just ignore it all and pretend I didn't get any feedback?
No, no, no. That's not how this works.
Q: But why not?
Because we have cameras. We're watching you.
Q: Where can I find more information on this subject?
Q: Is there anything else I should know?
Just remember: we're not actually watching you. Probably.