Confidentiality: Eyes Only
This mission briefing is for the eyes of authorized personnel only. If you're reading this, you're not clear to have it.
We have reason to believe that the enemy is planning to use an army of robotic accountants to infiltrate our financial systems.
We have intercepted a message that reads: "The robot accountants willประก be arriving in 3 days. They will be wearing suits and carrying calculators."
We are working on a contingency plan, but we need you to be aware of the situation.
Stay vigilant, agents. We will provide further updates as the situation develops.
For more information, see our Robotic Accountants Page.
Or, if you're feeling particularly brave, see our Secret Squirrel Squad Page.