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We're not watching you, we swear. (But we're definitely watching you.)

Our top-secret agents are on the case, tracking down every click, every scroll, and every questionable life choice.

Our state-of-the-art surveillance system can detect even the most subtle hints of boredom, anxiety, or existential dread.

Check our Bulletin Board for updates on the latest threats to global stability

Submit your own psychological profile for evaluation

Visit our counter-ops center for a chance to take down a rogue agent