Thanks for reporting that pesky bug! We're on it.
Here's your bug report summary:
• Bug Type: Glitchy Glitter
• Severity: Severe
• Description: Our code is having a Identity Crisis. It thinks it's a toaster.
Actions Taken:
We've deployed the Counter Measures protocol to contain the anomaly.
We're also open to suggestions for a more permanent solution.
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