For the discerning paranoid
Welcome to the Disguise Catalog, where we specialize in disguises for the fashionably fearful. Our expert team of designers have crafted a range of disguises that will make you blend in seamlessly with your surroundings, while also allowing you to maintain a safe distance.
Disguise-in-a-Box
Our most popular product. A comprehensive kit containing everything you need to become someone else for 30 minutes, including a wig, glasses, mustache, and fake mustache.
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A mesh net that turns you into a harmless-looking fish, complete with fake fish fins and a pair of gullible eyes.
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A full-body disguise that turns you into a middle-aged accountant, complete with a briefcase and a bad comb-over.
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