Here are a few reasons why you should just, you know, not even bother.
1. It's just a bunch of hype. All those promises of flying high and free are just that - hype. You'll be lucky to clear 10 feet.
2. You'll just end up with a face full of bug spray. Those things are not designed for human faces. Don't say we didn't warn you.
3. It's a great way to get a free set of wings. As in, the kind that are attached to a pair of flailing arms.
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